James May is having a poetry session at Twitter

Kinja'd!!! "Baber K. Khan" (beekay)
12/12/2013 at 17:45 • Filed to: None

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I've been following the poetry session since a while now but everytime I forget as I only read twitter on mobile. Here's it anyways.

I don't know how to embed the tweets here, so I'll copy/paste few posted by James himself and rest you can read on his !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! .

https://twitter.com/MrJamesMay

Little Honda, little Honda, Suck, squeeze, bang and blow. Every time your piston pops, I thank the late Soichiro. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

Honda headlamp, burning bright, Pierce the silken black of night! Let's be frank, it's more like this: A candle in a pot of piss. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

Honda haters, Honda haters, Listen to your rants! I slay you with my superpowers, Wearing my Hondapants (On top of my trousers)

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DISCUSSION (2)


Kinja'd!!! Jeremy Bloyd-Peshkin > Baber K. Khan
12/12/2013 at 19:14

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These are fantastic when read in James's voice.


Kinja'd!!! Big Bubba Ray > Baber K. Khan
12/12/2013 at 23:15

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These Honda tweets have been going on for weeks now! I've been getting a good laugh out of many of them.